Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? The game’s not big enough unless it scares you a little. Besides, you look good in a dress. We know you’re dealing in stolen ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. You enjoyed that. What? We’re not at all alike! We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone What’s a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? I’m afraid I still don’t understand, sir. This should be interesting. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Computer, belay that order.